Ha! Ha! Ha!
Really - what
The
Hell?
Se-
-rious-
-ly?
It's crazy! It's a parade of monstrosity! You walk into a shop and your eyes bleed! And the worst part is they're charging 40 pounds and up for a good portion of that stuff. 40 pounds! and up! Who are they trying to kid?! 'Irony'? 'Trend'? Trend my ass! Who the heck is buying that?!
The sad thing is that I think some poor naive Americans do think that Topshop is cool. But they're Americans and they've never actually been into a Topshop. They know not what they do. People who aren't Americans, I'm sorry, you have no excuse. I've been quietly observing this insanity and keeping it inside for the past year but that's it, I can't take it anymore. Today a rainbow-sequined-leopard-printed straw broke the camel's back. And to think, I used to love you, Topshop. Scales on eyes = fallen. Relationship over. My heart is broken. It's not me it's you.
(I totally got carried away making those collages of "clothes" but it was funner and much easier than I expected, sadly. So much material to work with.)
Ho ho ho. No shit.
hahaha. you really make topshop look bad.
ReplyDeletei still head to topshop for basics though, but that's about it. zara > topshop in recent times.
i've seen someone i know wear Row 3 Outfit 2, and it didn't look as bad as it does here actually... though i don't approve fully-sequined outfits! (which happen to be all over the place now!)