And here are my roommates: V "Awesome" G (Organic Avarice) , from a tiny little town in NorCal with 2000 people in total (there were only 17 people in her whole level in high school - that's like A12 being the only J2s in VJ). She was valedictorian, student body president, by far the smartest kid, and the only girl on the varsity football team. In short, she's a star. And she's incredibly nice and humble.
The reason Veronica (and me, but you can't see me) is in that ridiculous get up is because we were in the midst of carrying out a very important secret operation - sticking mysterious anonymous post-its on the door of every room on our dorm floor. Mine were all enigmatic and frightening, like Curiousity Killed the Cat and All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy and The Walls Have Ears, and Veronica's were all weird and random things she found on the internet, like Elevators Smell Different to Midgets. All went well until we were interrupted by a certain obnoxious busybody by the name of...
...B "the Face of Evil" W (Bookies Write). No, I do not like her. For a large variety of reasons, one of which is that she has to prove all the time that she's cooler than everyone else just because she has a couple of Belle and Sebastian songs in her Itunes, ooooh wowwww big deal, idiot. Hahaha.
Oh and Thom Freaking Yorke is having a show tonight at the Orpheum, but I can't... go. Nooooooo, noooooo, noooooooo.
Fuck Brooke, I have ALL the Belle&Seb songs!!! hahaha. Also, Fran Healy+Richard D are coming to Philly on an acoustic tour but the only seats left are behind the audio console and in the mezzanine where you have to spent your money on food. Pewpz D:
ReplyDeleteYou've seen Travis already! So it don't really matter!
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't even freaking like Belle and Sebastian. Hahaha. I DO like Elliott Smith, however, whom she has proclaimed herself the universal authority on. BULLSHIT, I SAY.
AND she doesn't know Sufjan Stevens, Ray LaMontagne, etc, TOPSHOP, ZARA, MANGO, etc, how cool is THAT.
ReplyDeleteHahaha oh god. I'm sorry. A lot of pent-up irritation there. I'm trying to be nicer to her from today onwards.
Wow where has Brooke been man ... Music Know-all, she is not.
ReplyDeleteHaha but, it would be nice to see them again! Its at the same place I stalked out Kelly Jones haha, so I figured I might be able to do the same. (Crazy fangirl, shit) HAHA Do you guys have those open room change things there? Midway through the semester, St Joe's lets us decide if we want to keep living with our roommates. You and Veronica should kick Blondie out *evil laugh*. Or at least try and educate her. At least she doesn't spend ages in the morning curling her hair...right?
ReplyDeleteNo hair curling, thank god.
ReplyDeleteShe's a nurse. In nursing school. I told her she reminds me of Nurse Ratched, but she hasn't seen One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest so she didn't know what I meant.
You need to get this bitch on the culture train. WHO ON EARTH hasn't seen One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?! EVERYONE in America has to had seen that movie. That said, today, in class I found out I was one of three people who haven't seen The Godfather. I, II, or III. Dr. Joes was appalled. Then I went to my East Asia class where Dr. Carter was horrified that NONE of us had watched The Wizard of Oz while listening to The Dark Side of the Moon, backwards. He's totally a pothead.
ReplyDeleteActually you're the only person I've ever asked who had already seen One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. Veronica's read it... but not seen it. We're doing Godfather 1 and 2 for my Great American Movies class, too! But don't bother with 3. It'll make you hate Sofia Coppola.
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