If you were as handsome, talented and awesome as Patrick Wilson definitely is (up til five minutes ago I would have called him this generation's Paul Newman, if Paul Newman could sing and dance), why would you persist in making yourself ugly, fat and gross for movies? Was playing Nite Owl in Watchmen not degrading enough? Must you take unattractiveness to the next level? Must you??
COME ON.
(I include this by way of explanation only. I am in no way promoting, or indeed condoning, this thing that has been created.) And now a little old-school Wilson cuteness to wash the taste of the above out of our mouths.
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Come to think of it you're right!! Patrick Wilson does kind of look like a modern-day Paul Newman minus thos cool blue eyes. Pity he became ROUND for all these recent films ... look at him in Little Children. He was one hot Dad.
ReplyDeleteHaha I'm reading a Paul Newman biography right now that I borrowed from the school library. It's really interesting. I'm falling into the clutches of Hollywood history.
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