Um, I want to cry from the beauty that is this? Under which huge-ass rock has it been hiding all this while? Watched the first 5 seconds and was magically rendered incapable of sentences without incredulous, awe-struck questions marks at the end? Sometimes I think the universe conspires to produce a thing of perfect wonder that exists for the express benefit of my appreciation and pleasure? It's like Edgar Allen Poe and Doctor Dolittle and Corpse Bride and Steampunk and Wayang and Jules Verne and Alien all had a baby together?