WEIRD SHIT JUST WENT DOWN

HI GUYS. Currently freaking out in my room because of something worthy of its own Twilight Zone episode just happened to me .... The Case of The Missing SIM Card (i know it sounds lame now, but DO NOT MOCK ME) (yet)

So it's a normal Thursday morning - no work today, so I just lazed around on my sofa until lunch. After lunch, I get ready to go over to my friend's place to hang out, and send her a text just as I'm leaving my house to tell her I'm on my way.

But wait - my phone is telling me that the message is unable to send. Hmmm, I think, and take a closer look at my phone. Full reception! Everything seems fine, and its telling me that my current service provider is Singtel - wait. What? Singtel? But.. I'm under M1.. so why is it telling me Singtel? Maybe there's something wrong with my SIM. So I proceed to open the back of my phone just to maybe readjust the card and... HOLY FUCK - THAT IS NOT MY SIM CARD?!?!

You heard me right boys and girls, not my SIM card. Well I guess that's a bit of a stretch, it is kind of my SIM card... except its my UK SIM which I have all along kept in my spare phone under a pile of books in my room. So I race upstairs thinking what in the world is going on?!! But assuming that if I am to roll with this recent development, no matter how weird it is, my M1 SIM should be in my spare phone.

It's not. My spare phone is exactly how I left it - just that it's empty. No SIM card in it at all. I go through 5minutes of frantically closing, opening and nearly disassembling all my phones before I give up and go to call my mom on the phone in the hallway (at this point of time, quite seriously freaking out). After yelling at my mom over the phone in a panic and ascertaining that no, she did not do anything to my phone, And Please Do Not Speak To Me In That Tone Young Lady, I go back into my room and pick up my phone (with my UK SIM in it) and there is a goddamn MISSED CALL on it. From a private number.

Are you freaked out yet? Because at this point I had positively gone cold and was close to tears.

I swear I don't sleepwalk - my roommate can attest to this! And I swear I was texting my friend at 12.45am the night before and nothing was out of the ordinary. And I swear my phone was on my bed when I woke up to its alarm this morning - right where I left it. And I didn't leave my room the entire morning. And now all I can think about is the possibility that someone sneaked into my room last night, picked my phone off my bed, switched my SIM cards and placed my phone right back next to my face and snuck out again.

WHAT'S GOING ON GUYS?!?!? I DON'T UNDERSTAND?!?!???!?!?!?! And the most important question, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SIM CARD?!?!?

(oh and P.S, this means that you can't text me today - I dont know if i'll get my same number when I get my replacement but I'll let you guys know. and um.. before that.. if anyone texts you with my number........ maybe don't reply)